Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Graham 101 : "If I Were Not Me, Would I Befriend Myself???"

Hindi lahat nang sumisisid...
Just a wild question: "If you are not you... would you be friends with yourself???"

Tricky-icky question right??? Imagine this... just like a classic straight from a science-fiction movie fused in with mystery-ish-rom-com plot, somehow, someway, with the aid of technology... you were extracted from yourself and become a different person but the original you still exists...

Did anyone got it??? Yah, me neither.. wahahahaha... To make everything sound simpler... it's like piracy... uhuh and now, we are on the same page...

Going back to our supposed-wild question... would you be friends with yourself or would you even like you if you are on third party, non subjective view of yourself???

Hmmmm... tough to answer, right??? Well, here's my guide questions (and my answers) unto finding if you are likable on your own terms...

1. Do you like how you look???
Well, technically speaking, hmmmmm... I don't... wahahahaha... I mean, if I would see myself as another person on the same room with a large pool of people... I would not even notice me... That's how plain I am... Aside from being in the slightly heavier side, there is nothing outstanding about me...

2. Are you good at first-impressions???
First impression is not my strongest suit. For the very least, it is safe to say that I suck at this part. I am quite timid and quiet on the first few encounters (magic words- first few, wehehehe)... I tend not to shine and be as sunny as I can be when I am subjected to new species, so I just tend to blend in and stoop low. What they do not know, is that just I am gaining my momentum and before anyone knows it, I already dominate most of the conversations.

3. Look at your current circle... do you think you belong???
Apples to Apples, Oranges to Oranges and Birds of the same Feathers are too cliche per say. I think what good friends effects to you is to complement your flaws and enhance your positive aura... Although, it pains me to say this... I think I belong... wahahahaha

4. Can you tolerate your bad traits???
Hmmmm... I don't think I can... For the very least, I could maybe tolerate me... but to live up with it, I don't think I can handle myself at my worst. For one, I am impatient... my waiting time is strictly and religiously 1 hour. More than that, I vigorously bail out. I am also a great snob, I do not usually approach people I am not close too. If someone has a bad eye on me, I most often return the favor. I sometimes put people into awkward situations and leave them to live with it... Ok, I'll stop there... I could no longer spill all of my undesirable sides... just yet.

5. Would you tell yourself your secrets???
As shocking as this may sound, I will... This may sound a little off for me because I'm loud and mostly than always tacky, I sure can keep a good secret hidden for lifetime. Yup, as long as we are in agreement that it's a secret that should be kept... and hell yes, there are secrets that are meant to stink almost immediately. IYKWIM

6. Do you think you are fun to be with???
Non-arguably, I believe I do... Anyone who goes against this, is not my friend <period>

7. Are you friendly???
One big "NO"... I choose my friends and I choose well... If you want to be my friend, approach me first. It would take another apocalypse for me to make the first move... We could all wait in vain if you want to, but I ain't moving a muscle...

As my imminent conclusion, I think if ever this would happen... me and my other self would not be friends. We could even be mortal enemies, if the angels forbid... A battle of lexical terms and defiant comebacks between me and I would be super epic... lol

Thus, I say kudos to my friends who befriended and still befriending me. It's an ultra noble thing to do... Even I, can't do it.... XOXO

So to the other Jeffrey...

"Back off, you filthy bastard "
.... ohh how I would love to say that directly to my face!!!

ay Scuba Diver...

Monday, May 28, 2012

Graham 101 : "Spitting Fire"

Hindi lahat nang pinagpapawisan...


A few weeks back, I read my (not-so-called) office friend's blog post about 20 things you want to say (but cannot -upfront) to a certain someone, anonymously... T'was kinda intriguing and mystery-ish that I started conceptualizing my own version within my astral-projected virtual reality...

But, then I thought... this is not for me... I mean, I always speak my mind but I mindfully choose my words... I almost-always try not to hurt anyone and anything in the process (well, sort-of)... In the process, anything that I wanted to say to pips within my circle was already said and communicated accordingly...

So instead of saying mushy ,cheesy and half-melodramatic quoted cliches, I decided that this would be a great medium for me to release my unmasked angsts, un-emitted condemnations and unsolicited dis-approvals to merely insignificant entities...

Plus, confrontation is not really my thing...anyways, let the spitfire begin...

1. Hindi ka Gwapo. So, don'tact like one. As matter of fact, Pangit ka... Act your look!

2. Faces like mine do not make friends to Faces like yours... back off!

3. May powers ka alam mo ba yun... di nga lang kaaya-aya...

4. How do you do it??? Making me uncomfortable with everything you do... and not in a very nice way...

5. Hindi ko sinabi na "Huwag kang Kumanta"... All I want is "Kumanta ka sa tono"... simple lang di ba???

6. Ever heard of the term Personal Private Space? Well, my wild guess is you haven't... because you are invading mine...

7. Your Maturity does not comes with your age, high school lang teh???...

8. Being 'funny" is not imposed it is being earned... so please stop that senselessness...

9. There is something wrong with the water you (plural) use... You (plural, still) have a smell and it is not effin' pleasant...

10. You do not own this place... well metaphorically maybe you do... still, you should not act as if you do... step down a little bit...

11. Don't give me that look... I know that look. I used to give that look all the time way back when I was not nicer... Just stop looking at me if you don't like what you see...

12. Using kinder words won't hurt you... you know that, right?

13. Everybody knows it and respected it... so don't go around the room thinking your the only one who knows it yet does not respect it...

14. Please notice that when you talk, walang nakikinig sa'yo... zip it, nobody is interested...

15. Don't put anyone to an awkward position... those below the belt tirades are so uncalled for...

16. Ehem... Guess what??? Hindi ikaw ang bida sa series na ito... In fact, if all else fails, pang 'taong bayan role' ka lang... so, don't go green eyes on me if I always steal the show.

17. Putting someone down does not make you look beautiful... wala ka nang igaganda pa...

18. Yes or No questions should be answered be either Yes or No... Pa Mr. Know it all pa kasi...

19. Sabi sa 'yo eh... 'wag kang masyadong social climber... Mukha ka na ngang unggoy, social climber pa... ano, redundant lang???

20. Stop playing with my friends... eventhough they quite enjoy it... still, stop it...

That'a all...BOW
Zipped-mouth mode activated...

ay Nag-e-exercise...

Thursday, May 17, 2012

pre-Movie Bullets: "Kimmy Dora and The Temple of Kiyeme"

Hindi lahat ng buhok...

Finally... the long wait is so, so over...

The second installment of Eugene-Domingo-maker movie is closer than we think it is...

This is gonna be so High-larious for sure...

Check the trailer below...
"Ganyan ka ba mag-swimming???...
CASUAL???"
Ay nasa ulo...
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