Sunday, February 8, 2015

Movie Bulllet: "That Thing Called Tadhana"

Where do broken HEARTS go nga ba, 'te Whitney?





This movie is GREAT... Maybe, the best local movie I have seen in awhile now... This movie makes MMFF movies looks like shits out of damped dumpster crack...

The premise of the movie is as simple as it can get but the character execution, the semi-realistic script, and the quasi-implied metaphors were brilliantly laid down in the whole duration of the film. The whole vibe of the film reminds me of movie-franchise "Before Sunrise"- Two strangers met for the first time and decided to take a spontaneous tour just talking about everything under the sun. (you kinda get where I am getting this right?)

Angelica Panganiban is not a revelation in this movie (because we know what she can do) but with the simplicity of the plot and the scenes she became a league of her own on how she made her character very indulging and relate-able. She gave just the right amount of spice needed to put her character in a believable state plus her comedic timing is superb.

JM De Guzman, on the other hand, was a breath of fresh air. He is like your typical boy next door and if ever you want a stranger that you can pour your heart out to and go to an unplanned trip to high mountains, JM's boyish appeal will definitely suit the bill-  you just won't assume that he can do you any harm.

The movie has a handful of metaphoric moments like the arrow and the heart pierced through him, the overpass scene,  the luggages and many more. I guess one just have to have the keen eyes and knows connecting the dots to figure out these pieces together.

That Thing Called Tadhana- Best Moments

1. Angelica Panganiban's luggage dilemma-airport scene.
"P***** buhay naman to oh, b'at pa kasi nabuhay pa ako."

2. "Ate ang phone mo nag riri-ring"-scene
"B'at di papatulan ang pagsuyong nagkulang"
- I am just soooo laving this song these past few days... hayyyyy

3. 7 words in 8 years
"Hindi. Na. Kita. Mahal. Makakaalis. Ka. Na. 'yung 8 years namin, tinapos nya langin 7 words."

4. The Fitzgerald Quote
"Alam mo 'yung sinabi ni F. Scott Fitzgerald??? There are may kinds of love but never the same love twice."

5. Mt. Kiltepan Breakdown
"Ayoko na. Pagod na akong masaktan."

6. Karaoke Belting
"Where do broken hearts go???"


7. Goodbye scene
"Miss (o Mace), mauna na ako." ... turn around, teary-eyed, audience sobs... hayyyyyy

I highly recommend to watch this movie in you most available/convenient time. Kung may pinagdadaanan ka man sa kasalukuyan... relate much ka dito... HUGOT lng ng HUGOT...

-(negative) 1 Bullet... plus a bulletproof vest..


Can me make through the rain ba, te Mariah?


Thursday, January 2, 2014

Open Letter: To The Resilient Voucher Holders From The Gorgeous Giver

'Di lahat ng gift na binigay sa'yo... 


Hi, Betchesss.

To start... I must say that I am seriously (like my terror of a high school math teacher serious--- ganung lebels talaga) considering this voucher-Christmas thingy of mine to be an annual sort-of-a tradition... It's either this is looking promising every year (aminin... lebel ap talaga ang voucher ketch this time) or I am kinda lazy of looking and thinking (mostly thinking) for gifts for my so-called friends... I am still not decided yet so don't let your hopes up for now... <insert virginal laugh here>

Anyways, just as stated in the voucher I gave last December 2013 to a selected few... This will be the post that you can comment for your reservation... I am still having my yearly vacation induced laziness so I won't be posting the details anytime soon... I will just approved your reservations according to my mood swings... <insert non-virginal laugh here>

Later,
Gorgeous... (bawal kumontra... ang kumontra papakainin ko ng kwitis)

PS: Please feed my fishes below... thanks... XOXO

Ay para sa'yo... baka wala lang silang choice

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Open Letter: To My Manito From Your Secret Santa

Wala ka nang Manito this Christmas...


Dear Manito Jance Baby...
(Jance gd ya... dalahig ang buong angkan nyu sa Old Town "Daangbanwa", Victory Liner City)

To start... (syempre... ma greet ko anay.. ehem ehem....) Imagine me shouting this at the top my high-pitched angelic voice... "Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year"...

I know for a fact that you are at your  most comfortable place in your life ... Yet... I mean... to enumerate... 
  • Financially... you are exponentially blessed... (perme ka man gapang libre... so may ganar man kami... Starbucks later???)
  • Hitching in and out of Singapore and strutting your stuff in marked places in our motherland... hmmmm... I can say you can pass as a semi jet-setter... (lave all the luscious chocolates and well-thought pasalubongs nga ginatigana nyu only for me... knowing I will almost always ask for one or two)
  • With the matters of the heart... I am so glad you came to your senses at the right time and at the exact moment... Please take care of our very good friend and don't waste the second chance that the universe had aligned for you and Roj... (basta ang naisturyahan ta nga ako ang wedding singer nyu sa kasal...and between you and me... kung gusto mo na mag propose and need brilliant ideas you know who to call...<wink>)
  • And Physically.... you know what?... lets just scratch that and move on... (wahahahahaha... amu lng na... wahahahaha)
Kaya naman... If I am a genie in a bottle (a very gorgeous one if I may add) and if I could wish something for you.... sex-fucked-ABS na lng para bongga... (Asa pa ta noh... lol)

Well to close... cliche as it may sound... I would like to thank you for the love-hate friendship that we have... (Salamat nga di ka syado pikon sa mga hirit ko kag sa pag defend mo sa akon kay Sir Crisostomo kay gn wrongan ya ang tsakto ko nga answer sa Differential Equation... tyagan ya guru ikaw lng ang alam... La sa kabalo nga kung lapit lang ang Guimbala-on sa TUPV... tumba gd kamu ni Faith sa dungan ko...)

Your Secret Santa Baby,
Jeff

PS: As of this writing, mangita pa lang ko sang token nga ihatag ko sa imo... in the event that nga wala ko makita... I hope this letter is more than enough... <kuripot mode>

Manita na sya ngayun...
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