Saturday, December 14, 2013

Open Letter: To My Manito From Your Secret Santa

Wala ka nang Manito this Christmas...


Dear Manito Jance Baby...
(Jance gd ya... dalahig ang buong angkan nyu sa Old Town "Daangbanwa", Victory Liner City)

To start... (syempre... ma greet ko anay.. ehem ehem....) Imagine me shouting this at the top my high-pitched angelic voice... "Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year"...

I know for a fact that you are at your  most comfortable place in your life ... Yet... I mean... to enumerate... 
  • Financially... you are exponentially blessed... (perme ka man gapang libre... so may ganar man kami... Starbucks later???)
  • Hitching in and out of Singapore and strutting your stuff in marked places in our motherland... hmmmm... I can say you can pass as a semi jet-setter... (lave all the luscious chocolates and well-thought pasalubongs nga ginatigana nyu only for me... knowing I will almost always ask for one or two)
  • With the matters of the heart... I am so glad you came to your senses at the right time and at the exact moment... Please take care of our very good friend and don't waste the second chance that the universe had aligned for you and Roj... (basta ang naisturyahan ta nga ako ang wedding singer nyu sa kasal...and between you and me... kung gusto mo na mag propose and need brilliant ideas you know who to call...<wink>)
  • And Physically.... you know what?... lets just scratch that and move on... (wahahahahaha... amu lng na... wahahahaha)
Kaya naman... If I am a genie in a bottle (a very gorgeous one if I may add) and if I could wish something for you.... sex-fucked-ABS na lng para bongga... (Asa pa ta noh... lol)

Well to close... cliche as it may sound... I would like to thank you for the love-hate friendship that we have... (Salamat nga di ka syado pikon sa mga hirit ko kag sa pag defend mo sa akon kay Sir Crisostomo kay gn wrongan ya ang tsakto ko nga answer sa Differential Equation... tyagan ya guru ikaw lng ang alam... La sa kabalo nga kung lapit lang ang Guimbala-on sa TUPV... tumba gd kamu ni Faith sa dungan ko...)

Your Secret Santa Baby,
Jeff

PS: As of this writing, mangita pa lang ko sang token nga ihatag ko sa imo... in the event that nga wala ko makita... I hope this letter is more than enough... <kuripot mode>

Manita na sya ngayun...

5 comments:

  1. natawa ako sa Guimabala-on---TUPV distance factor. go jeff!!! hahahaha

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