Graham 101 : "Spitting Fire"

Hindi lahat nang pinagpapawisan...

A few weeks back, I read my (not-so-called) office friend's blog post about 20 things you want to say (but cannot -upfront) to a certain someone, anonymously... T'was kinda intriguing and mystery-ish that I started conceptualizing my own version within my astral-projected virtual reality...

But, then I thought... this is not for me... I mean, I always speak my mind but I mindfully choose my words... I almost-always try not to hurt anyone and anything in the process (well, sort-of)... In the process, anything that I wanted to say to pips within my circle was already said and communicated accordingly...

So instead of saying mushy ,cheesy and half-melodramatic quoted cliches, I decided that this would be a great medium for me to release my unmasked angsts, un-emitted condemnations and unsolicited dis-approvals to merely insignificant entities...

Plus, confrontation is not really my thing...anyways, let the spitfire begin...

1. Hindi ka Gwapo. So, don'tact like one. As matter of fact, Pangit ka... Act your look!

2. Faces like mine do not make friends to Faces like yours... back off!

3. May powers ka alam mo ba yun... di nga lang kaaya-aya...

4. How do you do it??? Making me uncomfortable with everything you do... and not in a very nice way...

5. Hindi ko sinabi na "Huwag kang Kumanta"... All I want is "Kumanta ka sa tono"... simple lang di ba???

6. Ever heard of the term Personal Private Space? Well, my wild guess is you haven't... because you are invading mine...

7. Your Maturity does not comes with your age, high school lang teh???...

8. Being 'funny" is not imposed it is being earned... so please stop that senselessness...

9. There is something wrong with the water you (plural) use... You (plural, still) have a smell and it is not effin' pleasant...

10. You do not own this place... well metaphorically maybe you do... still, you should not act as if you do... step down a little bit...

11. Don't give me that look... I know that look. I used to give that look all the time way back when I was not nicer... Just stop looking at me if you don't like what you see...

12. Using kinder words won't hurt you... you know that, right?

13. Everybody knows it and respected it... so don't go around the room thinking your the only one who knows it yet does not respect it...

14. Please notice that when you talk, walang nakikinig sa'yo... zip it, nobody is interested...

15. Don't put anyone to an awkward position... those below the belt tirades are so uncalled for...

16. Ehem... Guess what??? Hindi ikaw ang bida sa series na ito... In fact, if all else fails, pang 'taong bayan role' ka lang... so, don't go green eyes on me if I always steal the show.

17. Putting someone down does not make you look beautiful... wala ka nang igaganda pa...

18. Yes or No questions should be answered be either Yes or No... Pa Mr. Know it all pa kasi...

19. Sabi sa 'yo eh... 'wag kang masyadong social climber... Mukha ka na ngang unggoy, social climber pa... ano, redundant lang???

20. Stop playing with my friends... eventhough they quite enjoy it... still, stop it...

That'a all...BOW
Zipped-mouth mode activated...

ay Nag-e-exercise...