Monday, June 24, 2013

Open Letter: From The Expecter To The Expectees

Hindi lahat ng nag-bi-Birthday Tumatanda...

Dear, You.

Yep... you read it right... this message is entirely and primarily intended for you... as long as you are reading this... this is for you (in tagalog... ang liham na to ay sinulat at inilathala para sa iyo lamang... basta't ito ay iyong binabasa... ito ay para sayo...)

Waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... Boom... Boom... Clap... Clap... Clap

It's the time of the year again... when time freezes solid and spatial displacement momentarily does not matter... where nothing else is relevant and all are eyeing on just one thing... My Annually-Celebrated Date of Birth... (well... actually, more less mga 1 month pa... wahahahaha... excited much???.. ganyan talaga pag-artista... month long ang celebration may countdown pa...)

Can I have a big hurray for that??? <HURRAYYY>

Hep... hep... hep... Ok... I want to be very blunt and very direct this time... This letter's only sole purpose is to tell YOU that I am EXPECTING (all caps talaga... para may emphasis at emotion... lol)...

What am I expecting??? In case you do not know yet or you choose to be amnesiac about it... I have shortlisted it for the benefit of both parties...

1. GIFTS... gifts and more Gifts (with pressure 'to... as in really... shower me with material things that would make eyes pop... wahahahaha...
2. GREETINGS... whether it is written, verbal, non-verbal, telepathic, via social networking sites, televised or through divine intervention... I don't care... as long as the message is clear and heartfelt (eeeeee)...
3. CELEBRATION... I want to celebrate my day with a long relaxing and well-deserved vacation... I hope my project schedule would line up with my long overdue trip back to my hometown... Silay City... <cross fingers>
4. PARTY... PARTY... PARTY... I believe I have more that 2 sets of cliques and I expect atleast 2 Parties to commemorate my humane existence...

Actually, I have thought of making a list of earthly and tangible things I want to receive on my 26th year as a human being (tapos papa raffle ko sa mga friends ko...)... but, since I love surprises and being caught off guard... I'd rather not to... but still... I am Excpecting... (para clear lng...)

Now... that I have expressed what I wanted to... I do not want to hold you up any longer... You still have to find the perfect gift for me(di ba?)... go my minions and multiply... <evil laugh>


XXOO
Jeff

Minsan... Tumataba lang... yum yum yum

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